Lonestar Cinderella: i LOVE blonde jokes..

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention ". The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer? " A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15? " After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen! " Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance! " The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance. " So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5? " After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety? " The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened -- the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! " The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2? " The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four? ". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! "

haha i LOVED this blonde joke :)

What do you call 25 blondes standing ear to ear? a wind tunnel
What is eternity? when 4 blondes meet at a 4-way stop sign intersection
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? they think their picture is being taken
What is the best thing a blonde can make for dinner? reservations LOL loved this one..
Why do blondes work seven days a week? so you don't have to retrain them on Monday
Why was the blonde in the tree? because she was raking up leaves
How do you confuse a blonde? you don't. they were born that way
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? because you have to hollow out the head
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? gifted
What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette? artificial intelligence
MY FAVORITE!!! What do you call a blonde at a college? a visitor
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common? you hear about them all the time but you never see one